a palindrome

the wonderful demetri martin keeps popping up this week. by him:

Wow. OK. A still small animal sits afoot.
Tones I ring. I sing (i.e ride it, nuts open).
On or off, I riff. Uh… I, to lasses, say, “Oh aha, hah, all!”
It’s tops. It is a Tao, bro, to my baby demo.
Can one poet arise so rosy? As “D” I star. Comedy, baby. My my, a show.
Oh say, “my my,” baby.
Democrats? I’d say so. (Roses irate).
Open, on a comedy baby motorboat. As “it” I spot still a “ha hah!” ahoy. Assess a lot.
I huff, I riff, or on one post united, I reign.
I sign. I rise, not too fast.
I slam. In all, it’s a K.O. wow.

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