halloween

me and my mate david went to a barbara cartland party. walking into a red-carpeted room with fabric wallpaper and being faced with 20 or so other barbaras was definitely one of the more surreal moments of my life so far.

one especially for you gail

'do you know what a river fluke looks like? you know, it kinda goes sschhhhllllooooop.'

'do you think god is getting bigger or smaller?' (i wish i could remember more of these gems.)

'him?! ... but he's wearing denim twice!'