Wednesday, September 13, 2006

the end is nigh

Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse

The Onion

Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse

WASHINGTON, DC—99 percent of Americans are "ill-equipped" to deal with solar flares, giant comets, and an all-engulfing Armageddon borne out of God's wrath.