Friday, May 19, 2006

wanna know what i'm made of?

FAT enough for seven bars of soap
IRON enough for one medium-sized nail
LIME enough to whitewash one chicken coop
PHOSPHOROUS enough to tip two thousand two hundred matches
MAGNESIUM enough for one dose of salts
SUGAR enough for seven cups of tea
POTASH enough to explode one toy crane
SULPHUR enough to rid one dog of fleas

... they never told me of my potential at school. i could start my own flippin hardware shop - with a tea room attached!